Hellow, my dear, dear fart blossoms! The following is a list of websites you simply must see before you buy the farm.  I’ll update it as I find new and interesting things to stare at.As Pretty Lady says, the Internet “isn’t going to surf itself!”

Gallery of the Absurd - Better than Da Vinci!

Betty Bowers - Welcome to the Internet presence of Jesus’ best friend!

Uncrate and Crave - People often ask me, they say, “Maxine, where do you get all that splendid shit?”  I usually lie and say that I don’t have time for such trivialities and that my Wal-Marts personal shopper takes care of such things.  But these here are the real deal.

Lisa Lampanelli - The ACLU loves her.  Everyone else hates her.

Landover Baptist Church - This is my congregation.

Amazon - Maxine buys shit here.  You can, too!!!