Legalese

Wow.  If my fart blossoms are reading this, then they are REALLY bored!

Anyhoo, my name isn’t James Frey, so I want to insert a disclaimer.  99.99999% of this stuff is absolutely true; however, .00001% is embelishment or faulty memory.  I say this so Oprah don’t bring her righteous ass after me, m’kay?  I’d hate to cut a bitch, you know?

All of the contents of this blog are protected by copyright, except the stuff I stole from other copyright protected sources. 

© 2007, 2008.  The Gramax Group, LLC.

See?  There’s my copyright, so don’t be stealin’ my shit without proper attribution (or retribution, as the case may be).

4 Comments

  1. Comment by trailerparkbarbie on March 4, 2008 4:50 pm

    Uh oh…guess I’d better go delete all the stuff that I copied from you.

    MAXINE SAYS… Consider this your personal license to use and abuse as you like. Just remember me when we’re apart (sniff).

  2. Comment by trailerparkbarbie on March 4, 2008 7:17 pm

    QUIT smelling me, Max!!!

    MAXINE SAYS… Were we separated at birth? Or was it happy hour? I forget.

  3. Comment by trailerparkbarbie on March 5, 2008 9:48 am

    Don’t even act like you forget. It was when you made a play for Totter McBride, MY man! But, I forgive you. He was a loser anyway……always bumming money from me for ciggies and beer.

    MAXINE SAYS… Honey, who do you think the ciggies and beer were for?

  4. Comment by JavaQueen on June 8, 2008 5:51 am

    Yes, I’m at your legal page, I’m bored - like you said at the top - was looking to see if my google reader had malfunctioned and you did update but I was wrong.
    This page is funny btw….. “All of the contents of this blog are protected by copyright, except the stuff I stole from other copyright protected sources.”

    Fuck’n A right! Hilarious!

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