Girl, you know me. I’m Maxine LeGay and I run Maxine’s House of Ill Repute in Atlanta. Actually, it’s just the name of my blog, but I drink lots of Two Buck Chuck while writing here, so we’ll pretend that I’m a drunken whore, which everyone knows is a lie. I’ve never in my life charged a man for my services.
Here’s a snap from my last Glamour Shots session:
I was raised in Caruthersville, Missouri and now live in Decatur, Georgia, which is sort of a suburb of Atlanta (you can’t really tell where one begins and one ends).
I have a really hard time keeping up with all of my friends - I’m horrible at returning e-mails and I hate talking on the phone, so I’m using this forum to let all interested parties know where I’ve been, what I’ve been doing and just what I think about it.
Enjoy, my little Fart Blossoms!
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Love the pic honey it’s one of the best I’ve seen in years.
oh my gosh!! i just figured out who you are-how are you doing??
I went home tp cauthersville this weekend and courtney told me all about this. I could not wait to see it for myself. I love the dress and your hair is awesome! keep being you I love ya.
I’ll “box” that Dolly, Diane, and Jane trifecta…you’re on my site list…curlers and all…under “kitchen sink”. To think I have hillbilly relatives living up in North Georgia. Why I didn’t see you at summer bible camp, I have no idea.
MAXINE RESPONDS: I got kicked out after trying to make the boys show me their junk in the woods. They told me Jesus didn’t love me anymore.
But that’s okay - I still got some cheap thrills.
Fart blossom .. *sniff* You really do care
MAXINE RESPONDS: Girl, you know it’s true! In a totally Milli Vanilli sorta way!
Sigh…GIrls like you give the rest of us impossible standards to live up to.
I absolutely love your blog.
MAXINE SAYS… Awwww, you’re makin’ me blush, Ms. McQueen, but believe me, the feeling is completely mutual.
Lady,
You are fabulous. I love that you were the first person to make a comment on my blog! Thanks merci, gracias and the like…
Llater,
joshiku, NY
MAXINE SAYS… Thanks, Sweetie! Keep writing, and I’ll keep talking about you behind your back!
Darlin’…where do you shop? I must have a dress like that. And, being WTWM (White Trash With Money), I can afford one!
You’re fab…no wait….you’re beyond fab…you’re FLAB (lusciously fab)!
MAXINE SAYS… Thanks, Sweetie! Sadly, I’m gonna have to piece this shit together from scratch. Something tells me I’ll see something shiny and lose interest.
Shit That Fell Out of Maxine’s Mangina….Now, that’s funny shit!
MAXINE SAYS… And it doesn’t even smell bad!
Oh my gawd! I laughed so hard I nearly peed my drawers!
Thank you for the best damned laff I’ve had in weeks! Adding you to my blogroll NOW!
Kisses!
MAXINE SAYS… Honey, considering I’m a menopausal male, and once I saw that Dremel thingy you wrote about, and then once I saw you were just up the road in Knoxville, which is really just another suburb of Atlanta, these days, I’m addin’ you to mine!
Consider thyself a Fart Blossom!
Oh lordy! I feel the vapahs comin’ on, shugah! We must meet on my veranda for mint juleps and scones. We’ll gossip about simply everyone!
*fans self with Grandmutha’s church social fan*
Kisses!
MAXINE SAYS… Remember, if you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit next to me!