Comments on: A Bit About Maxine http://maxineshouse.com Humor, rants, raves and helpful hints for retired ho's and recovering beauticians (it's a gay blog, Mary). Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:00:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=MU By: Mudder http://maxineshouse.com/about/#comment-653 Mudder Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:39:59 +0000 #comment-653 Oh lordy! I feel the vapahs comin' on, shugah! We must meet on my veranda for mint juleps and scones. We'll gossip about simply everyone! *fans self with Grandmutha's church social fan* Kisses! <strong>MAXINE SAYS... Remember, if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me! Oh lordy! I feel the vapahs comin’ on, shugah! We must meet on my veranda for mint juleps and scones. We’ll gossip about simply everyone!

*fans self with Grandmutha’s church social fan*

Kisses!

MAXINE SAYS… Remember, if you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit next to me!

]]> By: Mudd http://maxineshouse.com/about/#comment-622 Mudd Sun, 20 Apr 2008 13:41:38 +0000 #comment-622 Oh my gawd! I laughed so hard I nearly peed my drawers! Thank you for the best damned laff I've had in weeks! Adding you to my blogroll NOW! Kisses! <strong>MAXINE SAYS... Honey, considering I'm a menopausal male, and once I saw that Dremel thingy you wrote about, and then once I saw you were just up the road in Knoxville, which is really just another suburb of Atlanta, these days, I'm addin' you to mine! Consider thyself a Fart Blossom! Oh my gawd! I laughed so hard I nearly peed my drawers!
Thank you for the best damned laff I’ve had in weeks! Adding you to my blogroll NOW!

Kisses!

MAXINE SAYS… Honey, considering I’m a menopausal male, and once I saw that Dremel thingy you wrote about, and then once I saw you were just up the road in Knoxville, which is really just another suburb of Atlanta, these days, I’m addin’ you to mine!

Consider thyself a Fart Blossom!

]]> By: bibomedia.com http://maxineshouse.com/about/#comment-273 bibomedia.com Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:40:55 +0000 #comment-273 :) :)

]]> By: trailerparkbarbie http://maxineshouse.com/about/#comment-264 trailerparkbarbie Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:49:07 +0000 #comment-264 Shit That Fell Out of Maxine's Mangina....Now, that's funny shit! <strong>MAXINE SAYS... And it doesn't even smell bad! Shit That Fell Out of Maxine’s Mangina….Now, that’s funny shit!

MAXINE SAYS… And it doesn’t even smell bad!

]]> By: trailerparkbarbie http://maxineshouse.com/about/#comment-263 trailerparkbarbie Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:47:58 +0000 #comment-263 Darlin'...where do you shop? I must have a dress like that. And, being WTWM (White Trash With Money), I can afford one! You're fab...no wait....you're beyond fab...you're FLAB (lusciously fab)! <strong>MAXINE SAYS... Thanks, Sweetie! Sadly, I'm gonna have to piece this shit together from scratch. Something tells me I'll see something shiny and lose interest. Darlin’…where do you shop? I must have a dress like that. And, being WTWM (White Trash With Money), I can afford one!

You’re fab…no wait….you’re beyond fab…you’re FLAB (lusciously fab)!

MAXINE SAYS… Thanks, Sweetie! Sadly, I’m gonna have to piece this shit together from scratch. Something tells me I’ll see something shiny and lose interest.

]]> By: joshiku http://maxineshouse.com/about/#comment-252 joshiku Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:28:03 +0000 #comment-252 Lady, You are fabulous. I love that you were the first person to make a comment on my blog! Thanks merci, gracias and the like... Llater, joshiku, NY <strong>MAXINE SAYS... Thanks, Sweetie! Keep writing, and I'll keep talking about you behind your back! Lady,

You are fabulous. I love that you were the first person to make a comment on my blog! Thanks merci, gracias and the like…

Llater,
joshiku, NY

MAXINE SAYS… Thanks, Sweetie! Keep writing, and I’ll keep talking about you behind your back!

]]> By: moonbeammcqueen http://maxineshouse.com/about/#comment-167 moonbeammcqueen Sun, 24 Feb 2008 23:29:07 +0000 #comment-167 Sigh...GIrls like you give the rest of us impossible standards to live up to. I absolutely love your blog. <strong>MAXINE SAYS... Awwww, you're makin' me blush, Ms. McQueen, but believe me, the feeling is completely mutual. Sigh…GIrls like you give the rest of us impossible standards to live up to.

I absolutely love your blog.

MAXINE SAYS… Awwww, you’re makin’ me blush, Ms. McQueen, but believe me, the feeling is completely mutual.

]]> By: Red http://maxineshouse.com/about/#comment-134 Red Sat, 16 Feb 2008 23:18:27 +0000 #comment-134 Fart blossom .. *sniff* You really do care :) <strong>MAXINE RESPONDS: Girl, you know it's true! In a totally Milli Vanilli sorta way! Fart blossom .. *sniff* You really do care :)

MAXINE RESPONDS: Girl, you know it’s true! In a totally Milli Vanilli sorta way!

]]> By: thehostess http://maxineshouse.com/about/#comment-133 thehostess Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:04:36 +0000 #comment-133 I'll "box" that Dolly, Diane, and Jane trifecta...you're on my site list...curlers and all...under "kitchen sink". To think I have hillbilly relatives living up in North Georgia. Why I didn't see you at summer bible camp, I have no idea. <strong>MAXINE RESPONDS: I got kicked out after trying to make the boys show me their junk in the woods. They told me Jesus didn't love me anymore. But that's okay - I still got some cheap thrills. I’ll “box” that Dolly, Diane, and Jane trifecta…you’re on my site list…curlers and all…under “kitchen sink”. To think I have hillbilly relatives living up in North Georgia. Why I didn’t see you at summer bible camp, I have no idea.

MAXINE RESPONDS: I got kicked out after trying to make the boys show me their junk in the woods. They told me Jesus didn’t love me anymore.
But that’s okay - I still got some cheap thrills.

]]> By: lyne parziale (parkinson) http://maxineshouse.com/about/#comment-117 lyne parziale (parkinson) Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:24:40 +0000 #comment-117 I went home tp cauthersville this weekend and courtney told me all about this. I could not wait to see it for myself. I love the dress and your hair is awesome! keep being you I love ya. I went home tp cauthersville this weekend and courtney told me all about this. I could not wait to see it for myself. I love the dress and your hair is awesome! keep being you I love ya.

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