It’s Sunday night. My mood darkens with the sun’s inevitable decline. I can set clocks by it - the accuracy of my Sunday night mood change is on par with that of an atomic clock. Tomorrow is Monday. Soon, I’ll be required to return my rental glass slippers to the store at the mall, and [...]
Ya’ll, I’m still getting back into the swing of things, and Saint Gradon the Bigot (it’s his new name, like St. Francis of Assisi) took the camera to Mississippi last weekend and I forgot to recharge the batteries and I need a new wig and just haven’t had time, with all my shopping for Emmanuel [...]
Saint Gradon loves to watch the news. I don’t know why, since all it does is piss him off - I guess he likes being pissed off. Which should be easy, since he lives with me.
Anyway, this morning, he was watching the news while I was upstairs in the “library” and I heard him start [...]
First, Fart Blossoms, thank you ever so much for letting me know how much I was missed. It means the world to this old bitch.
And thanks for lettin’ me know where my doo-rag at.
So, on to other, more important things.
Saint Gradon surprised me for my birthday by taking me shopping for a new wardrobe - [...]
…makes Maxine a dull girl.
And a bad blogger.
Mea culpa, my Fart Blossoms, but I’m back, and I’m much better now.
Where do I start?
Let’s start from the very begginning, since Julie Andrews says it’s a very good place to start, and she seems to know a lotta shit (see spoonful of of sugar).
School kicked my ass [...]
THIS is why I pay $4.00 a gallon for gas…
Yes, that IS the train I take back and forth to work. Or rather, it would be.
Her mother said, “Not MY baby!” Then, she was shown the video.
Then, her mother said she was bipolar.
I’m bipolar. Should I rap? Should I air-slap?
Where my do-rag at?
Kisses,
Maxine
It is no secret that I love my iPod.
Actually, I love all my iPods. I have backups, just in case.
When I bought Miss Celie, I wasn’t concerned about the color or any of that shit, but wanted to make sure that it had a jack for my iPod so that I could listen to Foghat [...]
Need we say more?
Suspects in 10G stolen credit card shopping spree
BY BRIAN HARMON
DAILY NEWS LONG ISLAND BUREAU CHIEF
Wednesday, April 30th 2008, 4:00 AM
This wasn’t what the doctor ordered.
Two thieves stole a handful of credit cards from a Ronkonkoma physician’s purse and used the plastic to go on a $10,000 shopping spree, police said.
The women - possibly patients of [...]
The above pic is what I used to think of my boss.
It’s not.
As I’ve said before, I hate to be the biggest asshole in the room, and, sadly, the older I get, the more I realize that I often am.
It used to only happen after I’d had 20 or 30 cocktails too many, but lately, [...]
