Imagine my relief yesterday morning, sweat beading on my forehead, when my shaking finger reached toward my iPod to press play and I heard THE BEST MADONNA ALBUM EVER!!!!!

Imagine the consternation of my co-workers as I left it on “repeat” all day yesterday.  Imagine them tearing out their hair as I do the same thing for the next few months.

Yes, Fart Blossoms, it’s THAT good!  It’s dancy!  Sing-songy!  Fun!  Disco-flashbacks galore (remember the whistles from Donna Summer’s “Bad Girls”?  They’re there!)!  Bitchiness!  Remixes!  Bass!

I can breathe!  No more anxiety attacks!

Thanks, Madge!  I’m soaking in it!