Comments on: Ooo-Eee-Ooo-Ahh-Ahh http://maxineshouse.com/2008/04/30/ooo-eee-ooo-ahh-ahh/ Humor, rants, raves and helpful hints for retired ho's and recovering beauticians (it's a gay blog, Mary). Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:00:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=MU By: Red http://maxineshouse.com/2008/04/30/ooo-eee-ooo-ahh-ahh/#comment-795 Red Fri, 02 May 2008 04:06:09 +0000 http://maxineshouse.wordpress.com/?p=415#comment-795 **hugs** Oh Maxine .. I was lost without you. <strong>MAXINE SAYS... I missed you, too, Red. It's good to be back. **hugs** Oh Maxine .. I was lost without you.

MAXINE SAYS… I missed you, too, Red. It’s good to be back.

]]> By: Judyfinkel http://maxineshouse.com/2008/04/30/ooo-eee-ooo-ahh-ahh/#comment-743 Judyfinkel Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:41:03 +0000 http://maxineshouse.wordpress.com/?p=415#comment-743 I know some interesting spells that involve tampons...trust me that's about as much you wanna know on the subject. <strong>MAXINE SAYS... NO IT IS NOT!!!! WE ALL WANT DETAILS!!!!! I know some interesting spells that involve tampons…trust me that’s about as much you wanna know on the subject.

MAXINE SAYS… NO IT IS NOT!!!! WE ALL WANT DETAILS!!!!!

]]> By: The Vinyl Villager http://maxineshouse.com/2008/04/30/ooo-eee-ooo-ahh-ahh/#comment-732 The Vinyl Villager Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:21:29 +0000 http://maxineshouse.wordpress.com/?p=415#comment-732 yay! Glad to have you back. <strong>MAXINE SAYS... Thanks, VV. You know, I don't do Mother's Day. Gradon does that one without me. Perhaps you should do the same... yay! Glad to have you back.

MAXINE SAYS… Thanks, VV. You know, I don’t do Mother’s Day. Gradon does that one without me. Perhaps you should do the same…

]]> By: thehostess http://maxineshouse.com/2008/04/30/ooo-eee-ooo-ahh-ahh/#comment-730 thehostess Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:16:50 +0000 http://maxineshouse.wordpress.com/?p=415#comment-730 I'm just glad you're back...with your new non-sucky Madonna-Madonna Hardist Candy Ever album in hand. The 3 metrosexuals I work with (I am the lone-lesbian) are known to be closet Madonna fans. Now...about that head shrink problem...I didn't know you used to live in the Big Easy until I told my Aunt Jemima story. I was last there right before the hurricane hit. My studio on the third floor looks like a set from Serpent and the Rainbow. While my girlfriend was at a ICU nurse conference learning how to save lives, I was running down back alleys hanging out with voodoo priestesses, if that be a word. I drank a lot of orange crush and some tea...which they drank also so I knew they weren't tryin' to change me into a zombie, but I didn't get anywhere with the mental health issues I had. I would say that channeling your energy into the roots of the city you're in worked for me. I went all out Tony Soprano. First I took out all my aggression by whacking anything I saw with a baseball bat in a giant black SUV. Then I became more environmentally friendly and just walked with the baseball bat. Then I went to a sexy shrink with nice legs and made passes at her and got on great meds. Apologies for the length...I'm just tickled pink to see you back here again! <strong>MAXINE SAYS... I tried channeling all my energy into the A-T-L, but people kept stealing my rims and ripping out my weave. It's good to be back. I’m just glad you’re back…with your new non-sucky Madonna-Madonna Hardist Candy Ever album in hand. The 3 metrosexuals I work with (I am the lone-lesbian) are known to be closet Madonna fans.
Now…about that head shrink problem…I didn’t know you used to live in the Big Easy until I told my Aunt Jemima story. I was last there right before the hurricane hit. My studio on the third floor looks like a set from Serpent and the Rainbow. While my girlfriend was at a ICU nurse conference learning how to save lives, I was running down back alleys hanging out with voodoo priestesses, if that be a word. I drank a lot of orange crush and some tea…which they drank also so I knew they weren’t tryin’ to change me into a zombie, but I didn’t get anywhere with the mental health issues I had.
I would say that channeling your energy into the roots of the city you’re in worked for me.
I went all out Tony Soprano. First I took out all my aggression by whacking anything I saw with a baseball bat in a giant black SUV. Then I became more environmentally friendly and just walked with the baseball bat. Then I went to a sexy shrink with nice legs and made passes at her and got on great meds.
Apologies for the length…I’m just tickled pink to see you back here again!

MAXINE SAYS… I tried channeling all my energy into the A-T-L, but people kept stealing my rims and ripping out my weave.

It’s good to be back.

]]> By: 2lazydogs http://maxineshouse.com/2008/04/30/ooo-eee-ooo-ahh-ahh/#comment-728 2lazydogs Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:34:01 +0000 http://maxineshouse.wordpress.com/?p=415#comment-728 oops...Santeria...maybe that's why I keep flunking the class...can't even spell it correctly. oops…Santeria…maybe that’s why I keep flunking the class…can’t even spell it correctly.

]]> By: 2lazydogs http://maxineshouse.com/2008/04/30/ooo-eee-ooo-ahh-ahh/#comment-727 2lazydogs Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:30:40 +0000 http://maxineshouse.wordpress.com/?p=415#comment-727 As soon as I get my Santa Ria certification I'll be right down to help you out! Missed ya...glad you're back. <strong>MAXINE SAYS... Oooh, I don't be messin' with that shit - it skeers me. As soon as I get my Santa Ria certification I’ll be right down to help you out!

Missed ya…glad you’re back.

MAXINE SAYS… Oooh, I don’t be messin’ with that shit - it skeers me.

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