Comments on: Life Is Canceled Until Further Notice

By: The Vinyl Villager

The Vinyl Villager — Thu, 01 May 2008 22:16:07 +0000

Maxine, if thats a real offer, youve got a deal.

A friend of mine is now bringing her to me on his way to the beach…

MAXINE SAYS… Can I tuck my pee-pee between my thighs and say, “It’s puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again?”

Actually, I think I just scared myself.

Maybe you should just hire some nasty hustlers and tranny ho’s and have everyone walk around the house naked for her entire visit, and when she complains, ask her what the hell she’s talking about, then finally ask her if her affairs are in order.

THEN I’ll show up and say, “It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.”

It’ll be her last visit.

Ever.

By: Moonbeam McQueen

Moonbeam McQueen — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:38:01 +0000

Hope you’re making progress on the term paper. Miss you, but since we know the reason for the silence, I’m not worrying (too much). Hope you get an “A.”

MAXINE SAYS… It’s been more than that, but I’m back. Thanks for checking in, baby.

By: Leilani Love

Leilani Love — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:43:46 +0000

Passive-aggression is SUCH an undervalued trait…

MAXINE SAYS… I TOTALLY agree!

By: Moonbeam McQueen

Moonbeam McQueen — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:07:28 +0000

” I AM NOT YOUR GAWDAMNED TRAPPER KEEPER, ASSHOLE.“

Thank you for making me lawl.

MAXINE SAYS… Happy to oblige.

By: betme

betme — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:13:54 +0000

Honey, you need to let each of us research a bit of your assignment for you. Delegate… We will help so that you don’t miss services.

Btw ~ I seem to come up with my best material when I am under the influence… just sayin

MAXINE SAYS… I think I’m going to sign it “By Two Buck Chuck”

By: joanharvest

joanharvest — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:53:01 +0000

I hope there will still be a church service. God will strike me down if I don’t go to church and this is the only church I go to. If there is no service will the Reverend Maxine forgive me my sins?

MAXINE SAYS… Forgive me, Joanie. I’ll do somethin’ special this comin’ Sunday to make up for it.

By: The Vinyl Villager

The Vinyl Villager — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:26:36 +0000

I hope this wont affect services come Sunday.
jk..good luck with the paper

MAXINE SAYS… Maybe your mother should come stay with me. I’ll just keep her drugged up and put her in a closet for a couple of weeks and she’ll be fine.

By: Red

Red — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:13:54 +0000

Cancelled? Okay, tell me when to let this breath out, kay?

Next Friday .. hehhe, you’re the best.

MAXINE SAYS… Maybe I need some cornbread and beans.