Comments on: Would Someone PLEASE Buy This For Maxine???

By: Moonbeam McQueen

Moonbeam McQueen — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:36:05 +0000

Shit. Never mind. I’ll just be the coat check girl.

MAXINE SAYS… Honey, the folks that go there don’t have coats.

By: Moonbeam McQueen

Moonbeam McQueen — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:34:51 +0000

“would pay”

By: Moonbeam McQueen

Moonbeam McQueen — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:34:31 +0000

Damn– when I win my Mega Millions jackpot, I’m buying this for you. I can’t crush beer cans with my breasticles, but I can make iced tea shoot out of my mouth when I read your posts– do you think anyone pay to see that?

MAXINE SAYS… Probably not. Can you make beer shoot out any of your other orifices?

By: leeeeeee

leeeeeee — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:27:04 +0000

I’ll get right on that. I’m sure I can come up with the money… just give me a few years.

MAXINE SAYS… I knew I could count on you. Eventually.

By: Wendy

Wendy — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:12:09 +0000

Red beat me to it…I wanna show my breasticles too! And I want tassles. Maybe I could have the morning shift when all the really fun people come in to tank up for the day. I’ll get that morning crowd into an excellent mood.

MAXINE SAYS… Maybe you could hand out PBR’s to the morning commuters with your butt-cheeks?

By: thehostess

thehostess — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:47:10 +0000

This thing is bitchin’ HOT…you simply must have it!!!!!
How many rooms does it have??? You’d get your money back in no time in “VIP happy- ending room service”. Also…just a thought, but I just rented that movie 1408…the Stephen King onea bout the haunted hotel room…maybe you could have one of those things going for the tourists or the freaks or both…like I said…just a thought.

MAXINE SAYS… We could make that place Atlanta’s #1 tourist attraction - even bigger than the aquarium or World of Coca-Cola!!!! Yeah, we should totally have a room haunted by a pissed off ghost of a stripper! Great idea!!!!

By: Red

Red — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:52:30 +0000

I wanna show my breasticles.

MAXINE SAYS… You’re hired!

By: Cynthia

Cynthia — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:23:40 +0000

Maybe the living things residing in the velvet wallpaper will sprout legs and just carry the whole place over to your ‘hood!

It’s probably gonna be the next Ian Schager property and they’ll clean it up and make the hotesses wear boy shorts and bras like at the Hudson (as reported to me by Traveling Spouse).

MAXINE SAYS… Oh, that would TOTALLY ruin it! It must remain sleazy! PBR FOREVER!

By: The Vinyl Villager

The Vinyl Villager — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:08:25 +0000

That would be great! We could party all night on saturday, and then set up a room for Sunday services…make it the ideal place for a one stop weekend!

MAXINE SAYS… You could be my bar manager!!!

By: betme

betme — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:45:42 +0000

“They even have a stripper named “Blondie,” whose claim to fame is her talent at crushing beer cans with her breasticles!!!”

My breasticles shreaked in horror at the thought. However, I think I could work over a beer can with my butt clenching musclanity.

MAXINE SAYS… Ooooh, a new draw!