Amen Maxine! I BELIEVE! I watched Microsoft Office too and agree; YAWN! Be careful when mixing liquor with shit, it CAN make you really sick
*My son sat beside me LHAO! We both did!
MAXINE SAYS… I hope your son is of age. NOTHING up in here is intended for the little ones, although I’ve thought of writing a children’s book - “Mama’s a Ho and Daddy’s a Pimp.” Think it’ll sell?
I watched a very inspirational film, the other day, by the name of Uncle Buck. A good lesson I learned was that when someone’s car is on fire, let them know!
I so enjoyed today’s church service. It gave me hope and inspiration. I don’t know what I hope to do with it but I feel hope all over. I don’t know what I would do with Sundays without you. I’ve not been to church for 40 years and 41,600 nights ( give or take some leap years) and now I am a regular church goer. Thank you Reverend Maxine!!!!!
MAXINE SAYS… I said a special prayer about your daughter’s car.
No, sadly he’s 12, but he just so happened to be hovering and he’s heard me curse worse, so we sat there LOA’sO, because you are hilarious! My daughter was across the table and said, “What is so funny about that? It’s just not that funny!” and he and I were busting up. You have a little critic! Don’t worry, she doesn’t think I’m funny either.
Amen Maxine! I BELIEVE! I watched Microsoft Office too and agree; YAWN! Be careful when mixing liquor with shit, it CAN make you really sick
*My son sat beside me LHAO! We both did!
MAXINE SAYS… I hope your son is of age. NOTHING up in here is intended for the little ones, although I’ve thought of writing a children’s book - “Mama’s a Ho and Daddy’s a Pimp.” Think it’ll sell?
Good shit!
Finally! A sermon that spaketh to me.
Tables are bitches! Always bumping into us like that.
MAXINE SAYS… Maybe we should burn all the tables and eat off the floor. A new renegade spirit for the 21st century!
I watched a very inspirational film, the other day, by the name of Uncle Buck. A good lesson I learned was that when someone’s car is on fire, let them know!
MAXINE SAYS… Point well taken.
My parachute is fruschia too! (Are you okay?)
MAXINE SAYS… Just a tiny touch of dysentery with a side of alcohol poisoning, but that’s normal after church.
This Topamax shit is ROCKIN’!
Seriously, I’m just trying to keep everyone entertained, and perhaps a little grossed out.
P.S. I really love your home. Our church has a stained glass window! Is all of this coming out of our tithing?
MAXINE SAYS… No, Dearie. That’s contact paper! $9.99 a roll at the Homo Depot!
Shit with a booze chaser. Knocks your socks off every damn time. Awe-inspiring sermon.
MAXINE SAYS… One must find inspiration where one can…
I so enjoyed today’s church service. It gave me hope and inspiration. I don’t know what I hope to do with it but I feel hope all over. I don’t know what I would do with Sundays without you. I’ve not been to church for 40 years and 41,600 nights ( give or take some leap years) and now I am a regular church goer. Thank you Reverend Maxine!!!!!
MAXINE SAYS… I said a special prayer about your daughter’s car.
I still woulda cut that old man.
You done made my mascara run . I am crying right now at all the troofs behind your wisdom.
I will NEVER be able to eat corn again.
MAXINE SAYS… Yeah, but did you ever eat it before?
No, sadly he’s 12, but he just so happened to be hovering and he’s heard me curse worse, so we sat there LOA’sO, because you are hilarious! My daughter was across the table and said, “What is so funny about that? It’s just not that funny!” and he and I were busting up. You have a little critic! Don’t worry, she doesn’t think I’m funny either.
ROCK ON Maxine!
MAXINE SAYS… It’s okay - everybody’s a critic.