Some of the more intuitive Fart Blossoms may have noticed that I’ve been having some mental health issues lately - anxiety attacks over pending pop albums, depression over the fact that the fine state of Georgia won’t let me buy beer on Sunday and hypo-mania in between. So, I went to the VA.
Now, remember, Fart [...]
Imagine my relief yesterday morning, sweat beading on my forehead, when my shaking finger reached toward my iPod to press play and I heard THE BEST MADONNA ALBUM EVER!!!!!
Imagine the consternation of my co-workers as I left it on “repeat” all day yesterday. Imagine them tearing out their hair as I do the same thing [...]
Today is the National Day of Silence sponsored by the GLSEN.
I ain’t got shit to say. I hope you don’t, either.
I have an 8,000 word term paper due in a couple of weeks.
I haven’t written a word of it.
I haven’t researched a word of it.
I sorta need to get it done.
So, while Saint Gradon is gallavanting working in Las Vegas this weekend, I’ll be sitting in front of a computer screen, loaded up on caffeine, [...]
Atlanta’s Clermont Hotel is for sale, and Maxine wants it. It’s precioussssssss!
Well, it was.
It is now considered one of America’s Top 20 Dive Bars and Maxine NEEDS IT!!!!!!
They even have a stripper named “Blondie,” whose claim to fame is her talent at crushing beer cans with her breasticles!!!
We would, of course, rename it the [...]
Welcome to church…
Kisses,
Maxine
I have been tagged with the “Fluff Five Meme” by Lumpy Lumps, so here goes…
Five Things Found In Your Bag…
This is my Ducati bag by Tumi. As you will see, it’s deceptively small.
This is all the stuff I keep in my purse, and it probably requires some explanation. On the first row, is [...]
INVOCATION - The Reverend Mother Maxine LeGay
TITHING
ANNOUNCEMENTS
TITHING
COMMUNION - BYOB (the Margurator’s still broke)
SONG (Canceled due to absence of Choir of Ill Repute)
SERMON - “How to Eat Shit and Smile” by The Reverend Mother Maxine LeGay
TITHING
COMMUNION
REVOCATION
Ya’ll bitches wear yo’ hats!
Kisses,
Maxine
Click here to read the story about the assholes from my hometown who baked a kitten.
I’m 99.99999% positive that the “two teenagers seen running from the house” are the guilty party.
I am SO FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THIS, that I just don’t know what to do.
Actually, I do know what to do.
I’m ordering a code red.
Tom [...]
I ain’t seen them bitches since they failed to pick me up for karaoke Saturday night, but…
Americans’ plane stolen in Mexico
From the Associated Press
April 16, 2008
LOS CABOS, MEXICO — Gunwomen robbed a family of U.S. tourists of its small plane Tuesday in Mexico, police said.
The robbers struck as the American couple and their [...]
