My magnificent friend, Moonbeam McQueen, has run a guest column of sorts that I wrote for her awhile back. I thought a few of ya’ll might get a kick out of it. Check it out by clicking here.
Moonbeam’s a pretty amazing lady, and I’m incredibly taken with her.
The Color Purples are also very fond of [...]
Fart Blossoms, ol’ Maxine took a big step on her spiritual journey today, and I owe it all to Trailer Park Barbie.
I have become an ordained minister.
I am now the REVEREND MOTHER MAXINE LEGAY.
It’s true. Here’s my Certificate of Ordination:
That’s right, Fart Blossoms. I can now officiate at weddings, births, funerals, animal blessings and drag [...]
Hello, my Fart Blossoms. Open auditions have been held, and the line-up for The Color Purples, my back-up singers, has been set. Here they are…
I don’t know her name, and she cain’t sing for shit, but
with fashion sense like this, how could I say no?
Her rendition of “And I Be Tellin’ Yo Ass, I Ain’t [...]
The results are in, and some crooked CPA that usually works for the mob has tabulated the results and the winner of the “Name That Car Contest” is…
…technically, no one. But one entrant did manage to inspire me. However, before we get to the name of the new Mustang and the winner, here are the [...]
As I’m sure I’ve mentioned several times, in addition to working full-time, blogging part-time and keeping my nose hairs from taking over my face in the middle of the night (I sleep with emergency tweezers), I’m also a full-time student.
I didn’t do too well my first time around in college - I finished my first [...]
… I bought a new car.
It’s a 2008 Ford Mustang convertible. The above picture is identical to the new ride, right down to the dark candy apple red exterior and parchment interior.
NOTE: Getting INTO debt makes Maxine feel good. Getting OUT of debt makes Maxine feel bad.
Now, ya’ll just wait. I don’t want folks writing [...]
… that’s right, Fart Blossoms! It’s time for your favorite new prime time game show, NAME! THAT! CAR!
NOTE: No cash or prizes will be awarded and there are no sponsors, so don’t expect any Rice-A-Roni, either, bitches.
Gradon is keeping Maudezilla, which is keeping her name, but I now need an absolutely fabulous name for the [...]
Ya’ll, I’m so excited, that I feel like a Pointer Sister.
GEORGE MICHAEL IS COMING TO ATLANTA!!!!!
I know! I can’t quit squealing!!!!
I’ve already called a couple of girlfriends, and we’re gonna take of the week of July 31 so that we can stake out the public restrooms at Piedmont Park in midtown so that we can [...]
Hey, Fart Blossoms.
Ya’ll, I know monies is real tight these days, but once in awhile, you just have to do something to make yourself feel better. As such, I’m instructing each and every one of ya’ll to go out this week and buy the B-52’s new album - FUNPLEX, or download it, or whatever.
I haven’t [...]
Ahh, Easter. The day that Christians celebrate the resurrection of their Lord, Jesus Christ.
In my neighborhood, it’s the day that folks get their crunk on, then drive around and randomly fire guns into the air and at each other. Occassionally, the po-po drive through at 110 mph to join in the fun, but mostly it’s [...]
