I’m not sure where Ellen Degeneres gets her information (I hadn’t read this), but apparently, Brandon McInerney allegedly killed Larry King because Larry asked Brandon to be his Valentine.
Here’s the clip from Ellen’s show…
Kudos to Ellen. We couldn’t ask for a better spokesperson.
Larry’s death is affecting people all over the world (sadly, Simmie Williams’ isn’t).
Can [...]
This guy is absolutely fucking brilliant. Period. I’ll be checking his blog daily from now on.
(Special thanks to Red at Dr. Pepper Is Good for the Soul for finding this!)
Kisses,
Maxine
(sigh)
I hate to be slapped upside the head with my own damned ignunce, but that’s just what happened here at the House of Ill Repute after I wrote about Shirley Q. Liquor.
Ms. Moonbeam McQueen (whom I adore) wrote yesterday…
One of my best friends in Arkansas was black. My kids and I loved listening to Shirley [...]
I’m s’posed to be billing clients for my time right now, but as you’ll see, I’m having some motivational issues at the moment.
Anyhoo, our friend, Michael Crawford, over at the Bloggernista, wrote a scathing editorial about Miss Shirley Q. Liquor and how indicative her act is of racism in the gay community.
I almost let it [...]
I used to have a real passion for what I do. During the day, I mean (I’ll always have a passion for this, my loverly Fart Blossoms). Now? Not so much.
I’ve been a lot of things in my 35 years. Plus, I’ve had a lot of jobs, too. I’ve been…
Factory worker (hated it)
Newspaper writer/editor (loved [...]
Ya’ll, this one has to be quick, ’cause I gotta start billing clients an ungodly amount of money for my time. And the sooner I start billing clients an ungodly amount of money for my time, the sooner I can go home, sit on my ass and eats me some fish sticks (they’re phallic and [...]
Miss Moonbeam McQueen just made me spill coffee everywhere. I have to type really fast before my macBook dies.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I love you, Moonbeam McQueen.
Oh, and Jimmy Kimmel’s pretty gawdamn funny, too.
Kisses,Maxine
Tags: Moonbeam McQueen, Maxine Says, Gay, Queer, Humor, Funny, Comedy, Ben Affleck, Jimmy Kimmel
Fart Blossoms, my apologies, but they are working my ass like an Egyptian slave at the office this week, so postings may be sparse. Hard work tends to make one humorless after 10 hours or so.
But have faith. Something funny will happen, and I’ll be sure to report it right here at the House [...]
Fart Blossoms, I guess I’m just gonna have to turn this blog into a list of murdered gay teenagers. This time, it wasn’t a school shooting, and it doesn’t look like the gay media is going to be giving this one as much attention as Lawrence King, but it’s a death, all the same. [...]
Fart Blossoms, this shit has apparently been around for awhile, but I’m just now discovering it. I just laughed so hard that I had to Windex my screen. Check it out…
I don’t know what’s funnier - the cop and his wife, or the newscaster off-screen who can’t quit snorting.
When I brought this to Saint [...]
