First, you always know in the South that you’re gonna hear somethin’ good when somebody says, “Ya’ll ain’t gonna believe this shit.”
Well, honey, ya’ll ain’t gonna believe this shit.”
The “Atlanta Journal-Constitution” has done a study of all of the baby names in Georgia over the past 18 years and it is my appointed duty, as [...]
What we got right here, my Fart Blossoms, is the finest "Plagues of Egypt" cake ever fashioned for a Sundy School Class in all of the Southern United States (as if a Yankee could ever have this much gumption!).
Sista Sharon H. has provided the House of Ill Repute with this fine snapshot, along with [...]
His name is VS2003, and I want him.
I don’t know if that’s actually what they call him in the orphanage in Russia, but something tells me it is. Nobody wants him there, and it’s illegal under that nation’s laws for a Russian family to adopt him.
VS2003 is HIV-positive. I think he’s beautiful.
There is a major [...]
I love meeting my neighbors through the DeKalb County Police Department’s daily list of everyone in my zip code who was arrested the night before.
This gentlemen was arrested for giving a false name to police.
His name - hand to God - is "SHERRY DEAN STEWART."
Well, fuck. Wouldn’t you?
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What the fuck is the Reflex, and why is it a lonely child? In fact, other than "Girls on Film," what does any Duran Duran song mean?
Yesterday was Armagedon Day on the History Channel, which kicked off with an hour program about how the mid-South will be destroyed by an earthquake emanating from southeast [...]
The last time I saw Chance Pritchard, I was sitting in my car in front of Kwik Check. Chance walked outside and looked up, the glint of recognition crossing his face.
I’d known Chance for nearly his entire life - his big sister, Nicki, was my "surrogate" big sister who took care of me [...]
I am officially over it.
I feel like the congressman is about to leave Guyana and I just saw some ladies mixing grape Kool-Aid out back and it just hit me that I really don’t need to be in Jonestown anymore and better get my ass back to the States before Reverend Jim tells [...]
Yes, that really is a plug-in, floating in flip-flops.
Services will be held at 2 p.m.
(Thanks to Sista Sharon H. for the pic!)
I don’t know, but I’m on the way to the bank to get all my shit out and bury it in the backyard in a coffee can.
You don’t think the dogs’ll dig it up and eat all twenty-four cents of my life savings, do you?
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The Top 10 things I thought about during sex in my teens and 20’s…
10. Damn, I wish he’d be quiet. The preacher’s gonna hear us.9. Damn, I wish he’d be quiet. His parents are gonna hear us.8. Damn, I wish he’d be [...]
