Would You Be My Neighbor?

I’d like to introduce all of my Fart Blossoms to a couple of my neighbors.  These lovely ladies were arrested in DeKalb County Friday night and our fine local government is kind enough to share a list of everyone in one’s zip code who is arrested every day.   It’s usually pretty boring - you know, [...]

Been Awhile, My Fart Blossoms

Happy Holidays, and all that crap. 
I know it’s been a long time since I posted and, quite frankly, it’s because I’m busy and have been in a horribly foul mood for several months.  And not that my mood has improved, but I feel guilty for starting something and not seeing it through, so I’m going [...]