…this one’s from our local celebrity, Favorite Lady, who recently summered on the beaches of the eastern shore. While there, she practiced her photojournalism skills and captured this enthralling shot…
That’s a big groin, Mary!
…this one’s from our local celebrity, Favorite Lady, who recently summered on the beaches of the eastern shore. While there, she practiced her photojournalism skills and captured this enthralling shot…
That’s a big groin, Mary!
I was playing one of my favorite games last night, “Turd or Fart.”
You know, where you squeeze a little, and you’re not sure which one you’re going to end up with, so you squeeze a little more.
So I squeezed and squeezed and squeezed.
And I lost.
…There are no gays in the priesthood.
Maxine says…
GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Thanks to Courtney Haynes for the Pic!)
Sorry it’s been so long, my Fart Blossoms, but Maxine’s a busy ho!
I wanted to take a moment to post a couple of pieces of fan mail.
Yes, girl! Fan mail! It’s pouring in from all over the globe!
Did you know I qualify for a low rate mortgage?
Did you know that penis enhancement will make all [...]
Gradon and I passed a major milestone on our journey to fiscal fitness today. We are now less than $100,000 in debt! YAY!!!
Of course, that doesn’t include the house ($250,000) or Gradon’s truck ($35,000).
So, now that I think about it, we still owe about $384,000.
Christ. This sucks. I’m depressed now.
I’d go have a donut, but [...]
So, I was in a very crowded elevator this morning on my way to the 44th floor and I had to fart bad! I just couldn’t stand it any longer!
Finally, I tried to squeeze it out, praying it would be silent and perhaps not so deadly.
Instead, it sounded like Harry Truman dropping a bomb on [...]
I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve,
Because thy eye is wet.
And you smell of vinegar.
Woman calls cops about ‘fake’ crack
A woman unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased was arrested after she called local police to help “get her money back.”Police reports say that Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine.She told officers [...]
My favoritest dainty girl is famous! I MUST get her autograph!
Click here to watch Pretty Lady on last night’s ABC World News with Charlie Gibson (p.s. - Pretty Lady’s secret identity is Steve Nichols and he’s wearing a cute green hat).
We’re so proud!!!!!!
http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=3464969
Each weekday morning, after I’ve had my first cup of joe, flipped through “The Wall Street Journal,” caught up on my time entries and written my “to-do” list for the day, I ride the elevator down 44 floors and walk out of my building onto Peachtree Street for a cigarette - usually around 9 a.m.
That’s [...]
